How do I book you respectfully?

Start by looking at my booking form. All you need to do is fill-in-the-blanks, and click the options you're looking for. Once you've filled everything out, I will receive it on an end-to-end encrypted service. I will respond to you within 48 hours. If I don't respond within that timeframe, send me a quick nudge.

Booking Form

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Contact Methods

If you know what you're doing when booking,
utilize any of the options below.

Send Sir an Email

Send Sir a Text

Message Sir on WhatsApp

Message Sir on Signal

Policies

Screening is required by ALL parties.

In-person sessions are required to show:

A clear selfie.

A carrier (non-VOIP) phone number.

Then pick (at least) one:

An ID Photo showing: 1. Full name / 2. Full birthday / 3. Full ID face photo.

A reference from a previous worker you've seen within the last 365 days.

An established Linked-In profile &/or business card.

A (compensated) M&G, in PUBLIC, subject to current "BDSM Negotiation" rate.

Virtual sessions must show:

A clear selfie.

An ID photo showing: 1. Full birthday / 2. Full ID face photo

Donation

Bring the remainder of the donation in cash. You can keep it simple, and put it in an envelope. You can put it in a card for me. As long as it's safe and in full, I do not care how you bring it.

Deposits

Deposits can be sent in FIAT currency to CashApp, or as crypto in ZCash or Monero. You may also send the full amount of the planned date, but make sure you don't have any transfer restrictions before doing so.
20% prepay for local bookings. 35% prepay for FMTY.
100% payment up-front for virtual sessions.

Cleanliness

I expect you to come to our session with your hygiene in line. I am my best self and always come showered, teeth brushed and flossed, all other ways to ensure I am prepared and ready for a session. Anything less is unacceptable, and you wouldn't be happy if I showed up unprepared. Any time spent after you get here needing to wash up is part of your time.

Decorum

I need your best behavior during session, and that includes following the simple rules of the playspace. Do not be inebriated before we meet. You must let me know if that's something you are interested in; being under the influence can affect our sessions, and I may not be interested in playing if you are in a certain headspace.

Cancellations

Clientele who cancel within 48 hrs of local dates or within 1 week of FMTYs will not be refunded their deposit. My time is valuable, and the time it took to attempt and book me only to cancel is part of that. You are allowed ONE (1) re-booking in order to avoid lost deposits, and you must decide when it will be within the following 72 hours. The new date does not have to be within that time frame. If this second attempt is also cancelled, regardless of the rescheduled proximity, your deposit will not be returned to you, and you will have to send a separate deposit to book again. In situations where I must cancel, I will return your deposit unless you would like to reschedule.